The One Where Tylendel Gets Accidentally Wasted

•  We get carried on the shoulders of the crowd to a tavern called "A Pair of Black Antlers" which is apparently famous or some shit
• Gold dwarf named Grax welcomes us and does a fancy speech
• He in turn demands a speech and retelling of our great deeds from us
• Brek throws Tylendel under the bus saying he's the bard of the group and will tell everyone our tale
• Tylendel nervously blurts out a very summarized and condensed set of facts
• We are given food, baths and rooms to rest
• Zema bathes and throws out all of his soiled bandages that have covered him head to toe for a long time
• Whill fashions a sling out of some fabric to contain his arm
• Anise gifts Balasar the magic sword she recently stole from the captain flying the air ship
• We meet down in the tavern for breakfast the next morning
• A lively and beautiful half-orc woman named Harkina waits on us
• Tylendel and Ezra chat up Harkina and ask about the city, must see areas and places to avoid. She's a rude bitch and ignores most of their questions and then scuttles off to tend to more interesting looking people
• Grax asks Anise to retrieve the 5-headed dragon mast from one of the cult airships that crashed so that he can use it to decorate the inn
• The inn, we see, is fully decorated with items other adventurers have gifted to them
• Whill asks Harkina about undead sources in the city. She asks why and they fucking tango around the subject for what seems like forever
• She finally gives him what could barely be considered an answer
• Tylendel approaches someone drinking alone to ask about information about the city since Harkina is such a cum dumpster
• The man Tylendel talks to is super friendly and insists Tylendel join him as a drinking buddy. During their drinks, he spills the tea about all areas of the city
• Heklina is bothering the rest of the party asking them for their gear. Brek suggests we give her the demon armor
• Party (mostly Ezra TBH) disagrees and says we must destroy it
• Whill shows her his leaf (that's not innuendo for something dirty. He literally shows her a fucking leaf)
• Balasar gives her a tiamat stamped coin
• A red tiefling woman wizard walks in and sits down and reads a magic book while Tylendel notices an invisible person with her walk upstairs to a bedroom
• Heklina is a rude bitch to Tylendel, so when she comes over asking for a story he tells her to fuck all the way off
• Some dude smacks her ass and she beats him up
• She goes up on stage and sings a song and I guess it sounds good or whatever because people are cheering and shit except for Tylendel who hopes she gets COVID
• She wanders around after her song and she refuses all tips. Balasar asks her why she won't take the money and she says she's already super loaded because she used to be an adventurer too, they just run this inn for fun and stories
• She approaches Tylendel again like a greedy shitstain but he fucks off before she can harass him. As he wanders the bar pretending to look at the "flair" on the walls, he keeps an eye on the red wizard to see if she's keeping an eye on him. She isn't
• Heklina talks to Ezra about the festival of the companion going on in the city right now
• The moonshade that Tylendel drank earlier suddenly kicks in and dude is WAY-STED. 
• Ezra, Brek and Tylendel receive a note randomly on the table. Drunklendel assumes it is the bill for their food and drink (even though they've already paid)
• Ezra and Whill read the note and see it is a request for help from the red wizard. 
• Drunklendel puts 5 gold pieces on the table as payment for the bill
• Ezra, Brek, Whill and Drunklendel discuss if they should go and see the red wizard. Tylendel says he doesn't want to because there are Red Wizards hunting him who want him dead, but that they should go and talk to her to see what she wants
• Onthorr (Tylendel's drinking buddy from earlier) finds him and wants to keep drinking via a drinking game
• Ezra approaches the red wizard lady, Tylendel agrees to the drinking game, Anise approaches Heklina to tell her "this is the crossbow that shot Strahd, but she lost interest in Anise's story and walked away mid-story, so Anise would not only NOT give the inn the crossbow, but she wouldn't tell them the rest of the story either. 
• Like I said previously, Heklina is a giant pulsating sack of puss.
• Rest of the party sit back to see what happens to Tylendel