The one with all the trips

• We all start trippin balls
• Brek is staying perfectly still
• Whill thinks the grass is purple
• Tylendel tells the party that Doran should be sacrificed to him by drowning
• Tarnis is doing a handstand and speaking in tongues
• Balasar thinks his pockets are moving and his shoes are really heavy
• Anise thinks bird feathers are coming out of her mouth when she talks
• Shit's going down, y'all.
• Anise is vomiting feathers and yelling SPIDERS!
• Ezra has "peed" on all the trees in the area by casting light on them, claiming them as his.
• Whill has realized the trees are pink and tries to touch them, but Ezra keeps him away from his trees
• Balasar is like "FUCK THESE SPIDERS IN MY POCKETS!" and he empties his pockets 
• Tylendel challenges Slazarin, who merely spits a mossy web and pins Tylendel to the ground. It does not go well for Tylendel. He would be humiliated if he wasn't so arrogant. 
• Tarnis is whacked.
• Slazarin offers to get us all out of his swamp because he doesn't want to babysit a bunch of tweakers. 
• Whill arm-siphons life from Tylendel and compels him to commit a petty crime.
• Tylendel pick-pockets Whill and steals Whill's... thieves tools. 
• Nariq starts rounding people up to get them the fuck outta here before the dragon bores of us and eats us
• Brek finds a poisonous toad in the river and licks it to get EXTRA high, but he passes his Con save.
• A naked Brek exits the cold river. It was VERY cold, as the party can all see. 
• A giant water thing comes up with weird pods in its mouth that offers comfortable seating for 7. We climb into it, moistly. 
• It swims us all back to Greenest. 
• 2 HOURS OF OUR SHROOM HIGH has now passed. 
• Zema, the only party member who hadn't eaten any pancakes, tries to convince us that we're all on drugs but we're all like "whatever, dude"
• Tylendel demands to know where the nearest shrine to Kossuth is, as he must defile it. 
• Zema talks to nearby humans and lets slip that we are the adventurers that messed up the town 6 months ago
• Anise terrifies the farmers by charming them to sit down and shut up lest her vomited up spiders eat their faces off. 
• Zema tries using the Sending spell to the Governor but it does not go through. 
• Zema picks the gate to the sewers where the party had escaped through 6 months ago. 
• ANOTHER HOUR OF OUR SHROOM HIGH has now passed. 
• Zema sends message to druid whom he'd met before, she tells him to meet her at the temple
• Druid has a truth gem and we all spill the tea
• Tylendel carves symbols to Istishia in the temple, claiming Istishia would not have let this happen to the town
• Anise and Ezra send a messenger pigeon to El Torel informing them that Strahd is in Greenest, as a back-up plan should we TPK
• Balasar is having more pocket problems and starts emptying his inventory again
• Whill rolls in the fields nearby as the grass changes colours
• ANOTHER HOUR OF OUR DRUG INFUSED HAZE has passed.