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The one with all the arrests
- Whill's arm is now skeletal and stinks. Find out that if Whill dies, the dragolich inside his arm is set free. Also, the dracolich (Gargamel? Gilgamesh? ) hates the Dragon Cult... so... ally?
- Party arrives at Fort Karnath
- Ezra talks about drugs and raises suspicions
- Everyone gets searched upon entry to the fort. If they find anything magical, you are fitted with an Anti-Magic band.
- Tylendel tries to hide his magical items (scroll). Zema is carrying drugs, so Tylendel tells him to give them to him and he'll hide those too so that they don't get in trouble.
- Tylendel epically fails his stealth rolls (even with a fucking +11) and they bust him trying to hide his stash. He is arrested.
- Balasar is searched and they find the cult cloth that he'd taken from the twins at the tavern. He claims it isn't his, but they arrest him too.
- Zema is 100% honest with the guards and everything is coolbeans for him. Well fuck.
- The rest of the party that are not arrested learn that the fort is run by COMMANDANT SARKOV, a half-orc female. Her second in command is LT. SAMUEL DAVIES, a human male. There is also SERGEANT FLITWOOD OSWALT, a gnome male who serves as Quartermaster.
- Whill and Brek head to the Chapel/Armory
- Anise, Ezra and Zema look for sketchy people in the fort.
- Ezra finds a sketchy woman, Betty, and questions her about drugs and where to get them. She is hesitant with her intel, so he gives her 5 gold and she sings like a canary. Says that PRIVATE ALTERIK is the resident pusher and he normally hangs out with a halfling at the archery range
- Team Screaming Griffon go to see Oswalt about the food situation with the circus, why the shipments have stopped, etc.
- Oswalt is yelling at Wilbur (?) and tells Anise the shipments have stopped because someone is skimming supplies from him and he won't send anything out until he finds the thief.
- Anise convinces him to assist Gerta Stonefoot and the circus with food shipments if Anise finds who/what has been stealing supplies from the fort.
- Oswalt is SOOPER ANAL
- He provides a list of what has been missing, and it looks like it would feed about 3-4 people. Zema mentions this out loud as well as the fact that he knows this because he used to be homeless. Anise and Ezra learn about Zema's past for the first time.
- Oswalt likes cranberry apple pie.
- In the armory/chapel, Whill and Brek aren't religious so they don't care about the chapel and head straight to the sweet delicious armory and forge.
- Sun elf named TALVINRAE runs the forge. She is robustly built
- Break asks her to repair his mithril armor that he has in his inventory. She says she could but needs mithril to do it. He has none.
- Whill asks her to make him a half-plate and she agrees, but once again does not have enough material to make it. Anise donates her chain mail that she had extra in a pocket somewhere for some reason. Still not enough materials there to make the half-plate.
- Talvinrae mentions a nearby mine that has all of the materials needed to do both, but it has gone quiet. Scouts have reported problems at the mine but they too have not returned.
- The mine is about a day's ride headed toward Troll Mountain.
- In prison, Tylendel keeps fucking up his fucking rolls and so his requests to be moved out of the bright skin cancering sunlight because of his albino-ness are denied.
- Commandant Sarkov and Lt. Davies come to interrogate him and Balasar to determine if they are a threat to the fort.
- They administer a truth potion to both and run a blood test for Tylendel and determine that he is a very pure blooded Drow. Tylendel has no idea what a drow is and is surprised. They tell him drow are evil.
- Balasar has a rose inserted into his rectum.
- Balasar says the cult cloth was not his, he was just holding it for a friend
- Turns out Pork and Pine are also in the cell next to us, they corroborate his story.
- Sarkov and Davies release Tylendel and Balasar into the camp, deeming them not a threat to the fort.
- Ty and Bal head out to explore the camp and find their friends, while still very much under the influence of the truth potion. *dramatic music*
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