The One Where Everyone Naps

  • Zema stuffs the demon armour into his backpack, but Reya sees him doing it and is all "ooooo child". 
  • Brek acts as our ambassador to Reya, who we find out is a paladin of Torm
  • Reya questions our virtue. Balasar sidesteps her questions like a damn ballerina. 
  • Reya finally corners Balasar with a question and he doesn't give a satisfactory answer as to whether we are good people or not. She asks if we'd slay Zema because he was carrying the demon armour and a danger to our entire party. Balasar said no. 
  • Reya lunges to attack Zema.
  • Everyone in the party except Tylendel (who really wants to help, but as Istishia he cannot be bothered by the affairs of mortals D: ) and Anise whose insight check proved that this was just a test.
  • Party smacks up Reya, who confirms it was a test of our virtue and that we would not let an innocent die, thus proving we were good people. 
  • ANOTHER DRUG FUELLED HOUR HAS PASSED. 
  • The medicine we're here to collect is on the 3rd floor, which Reya says is very unstable and damaged and to proceed with caution. 
  • In a power move to gain new worshippers, Tylendel / Istishia offers to go since he is tiny and dextrous. 
  • Tylendel uses a rope to secure himself to a solid hook in the wall and begins to gingerly make his way across the floor, scouting out rooms. 
  • Tylendel finds a room with a giant carnivorous plant in it. It fucks him up. 
  • Hearing the commotion upstairs, Zema, as the next smallest person in the party, ditches most of his gear and comes up to see what is going on. 
  • Zema sees Tylendel stuck to the ceiling (using his magic spider cloak) firing crossbow shots at a giant plant
  • Anise goes full Michael Jordon and jumps up high enough from the 2nd floor to eldritch blast the plant from a hole in the floor. 
  • Zema breaks through the floor and as he's falling, latches on to Tylendel's tether rope which yoinks Tylendel away from the plant monster. 
  • The monster is pissed so barfs a cloud of Nyquil. Both Tylendel and Zema fall asleep, which makes Tylendel lose his grip from the ceiling and fall through the floor and basically die beside Anise. 
  • Brek comes upstairs and puts his hands on his hips disapprovingly. 
  • Anise force feeds an unconscious Tylendel 2 healing potions then jumps up and pulls a sleeping Zema carcass back down through the floor hole and uses her own body to cushion his fall
  • Ezra runs up to Tylendel and touches him healingly (and probably sensually)
  • Brek firebolts the plant because it is a bad plant. 
  • Anise uses anti-toxin on Tylendel, which breaks him out of his poison slumber and makes him immune to the Nyquil cloud. 
  • Ezra tries to be super manly and goes full Dad-mode "I GOT THIS GUYS!" and climbs up through the floor hole to kill the plant, but immediately breathes in Nyquil gas, falls asleep, and his body falls down onto Zema. 
  • Reya, who had joined Brek upstairs, sees Ezra fail and rolls her eyes and goes "amateurs" then runs in and starts scolding the plant for being bad. 
  • Brek tells her its a bad idea. 
  • Reya doesn't listen and falls asleep from the gas and falls through the hole onto the growing pile of sleeping bodies
  • Brek shakes his head at the idiocy and fire bolts the plant again. It dies.
  • Tylendel, whose been healed so many times he's actually in better shape now than he was before he fought the plant, climbs up through the hole into the Tylenol PM Cloud but he is immune to it. 
  • He scouts the rest of the floor and finds a bundle of branches with multi-coloured leaves (unnaturally coloured) and a fancy healing kit
  • Whill broods outside and assumes the party is talking about him. His lich arm whispers agreement in his head. 
  • Tylendel unlocks more secret stashes and finds a healing potion, a small bag of mushroom withdrawal medicine, a velvet pouch with 2 good berries, a textbook about herbalism and botany, and 1 oz of D&D hash. 
  • In a storage room, there are a bunch of crates and flower pots. Tylendel grabs a pot and uses makeup to write "Friendship" on it, because he knows Anise likes pottery with nice words on it. 
  • Tylendel finds a weird organic alchemy lab that looks creepy and gross. Decides to not loot it because yuck. 
  • He puts the healing potion, pouch of good berries and the textbook into the pottery jug and rejoins the group on the 2nd floor. He gifts the pottery to Anise because she was a faithful follower of Istishia and anti-toxin'ed him. He rewards his priestess for her service. 
  • Anise quickly reads up on how to treat the shroom high with the meds. 
  • ANOTHER DRUG HOUR HAS PASSED! 10 total now. Balasar starts to come down from his high. 
  • Now that we've gotten what we came for (Reya and the shroom meds), we head back to  the keep with Reya. 
  • As we leave, Whill gives us all the stink-eye for talking shit about him, and all of us except Brek and Reya pass our Charisma saving throws, so Whill assumes it was them that talked the most shit about him

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